I Am Such A Tool

I was just at the K, getting a Dr Pepper. While I was getting buckled up, I noticed this dude walking into the store. He was older, starting to go bald, wearing tube socks pulled up to his knees, khaki shorts and a Hawaiian print dress shirt. I giggled and thought to myself, "That reminds me of my dad, but dorkier."

As I was driving off, I happened to get a better look at the guy as he was walking back out of the store.

You know where this is going, huh.



Yep, it WAS my dad. LoL