Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I Would Have Rather Not Known

This just happened.

A customer came in to pay a bill while I was alone in the office.

Me: Afternoon.
Customer: Hows you today?
Me: Just fine. And yourself?
Customer: I knows yous fine.
Me: Huh?
Customer: I knows yous fine.
Me: Whatever. Today is NOT the day to start that shit.
Customer: What day you wants me to come back? What. Why yous lookin at me like dat? Yous gonna blush?
Me (shaking my head): You really don't want to know. I happen to like my job so I will just keep quiet.

Barf. I would have DIED if any of the guys I work with would have been around to witness that. I would never hear the end of it. I would be the butt of the jokes for months.

As if the way he speaks wasn't bad enough, this guy has to be in his 60's. Yes, a grown ass man that should know better speaks like a little hoodlum. I can't stand this guy. I saw him at Yal-mart (of all places, of course) the other day. I tried my hardest to avoid him but he kept showing up in every other aisle I needed to go to.

Ugh. Well, on the bright side.....damnit. I can't see the bright side to this.

Maybe the bright side is that at least someone still thinks I am hot after 2 kids and no sleep?

Nope! That doesn't make me feel any better. I am still pretty creeped out by the whole thing.

1 comment:

That Girl said...

ugh that talk! Really though did he think you were going to suddenly start making out with him or something. Such sly talk!